The 12 Weeks of Training

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The 12 Weeks of Training

Tnova
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On the first week of training the run gods gave to me
A bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the second week of training the run gods gave to me
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the third week of training the run gods gave to me
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the fourth week of training the run gods gave to me
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the fifth week of training the run gods gave to me
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the sixth week of training the run gods gave to me
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the seventh week of training the run gods gave to me
Seven shots up North
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the eighth week of training the run gods gave to me
Eight treats from Sarah
Seven shots up North
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the ninth week of training the run gods gave to me
Nine weak excuses
Eight treats from Sarah
Seven shots up North
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the tenth week of training the run gods gave to me
Ten drunken miles (Sue only)
Nine weak excuses
Eight treats from Sarah
Seven shots up North
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the eleventh week of training the run gods gave to me
Eleven new run friends
Ten drunken miles (Sue only)
Nine weak excuses
Eight treats from Sarah
Seven shots up North
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe

On the twelfth week of training the run gods gave to me
Twelve weeks of hell
Eleven new run friends
Ten drunken miles (Sue only)
Nine weak excuses
Eight treats from Sarah
Seven shots up North
Six different chafe marks
Fiiiiive bloody booooobs
Four packs of GU
Three bathroom breaks
Two laps 'round Stony
And a bunion on Lisa's big toe