"Joe Our Runner Man"

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"Joe Our Runner Man"

ssiragusa
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Joe our Runner Man

It’s 6:30am on a Saturday
The YPOM crowd pulls in
There’s a tall dark haired man waiting there for us
Thinking he’ll be the first to run in

Joe says, how far do we go today
He’s not really sure but he goes
It was 10 not 15 but we knew he’d complete
Got the nip guards under his clothes

La la la de de da
La la de de dad a da

Chorus:
Write us a song your our Runner Man
Your songs bring us delight
Well were all in the mood for a good laugh
And your songs do it all right

Now Lisa and Jim are both friends of his
They drink 22 oz’ers for free
Where are the chicks, Joe know running skirt picks
He say Remember when the only guy was me
To Sarah he says, “Argenta is killing me”
As picks up a grueling pace
He knows he could be an elite runner
If he could crush sandwich mans face.

Oh, la la la de de da
La la de de dad a da

Now Mike is an EDS engineer
Who brought our theme song to life
He’s talking to Kris, she’s a gal we all missed
Hey that’s John, is that Sue his wife?

Our waitress is Rachel she’s a sweetie
She hugs Sue when she comes late
Joe pretends to be jealous
But we all know that he’s Cougar bait

Chorus:
Write us a song your our Runner Man
Your songs bring us delight
Well were all in the mood for a good laugh
And your songs do it all right

It’s a pretty good crowd for a Saturday
Joe picks up the last quarter mile
Cause he know that its him that we run for
Because Joe, well he makes us smile
And the Paint Creek Trails not a carnival
Hey Let’s go for a beer
But Joe sits kind of far
Cause his hips still ajar
But hey Joe this time its not your rear

Oh la la la de de da
La la de de da da da

Chorus:
Write us a song your our Runner Man
Your songs bring us delight
Well were all in the mood for a good laugh
And your songs do it all right

Original song "Piano Man" by Billy Joel