"Lucky Charms" - They're magically delicious?

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"Lucky Charms" - They're magically delicious?

Mike Fitzgerald
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"Lucky Charms" by Mike Fitzgerald
Parody of "Open Arms" by Journey

Wearing a tutu, sleeping in bars
These are bad habits of mine
As I’m getting older, it’s getting clear
I should be acting refined

We set out together
I vowed to behave
This St. Patty’s Day..

But now I find myself in Lucky Charms
Nowhere to hide,
for an hour they say
Why am I here in Lucky Charms?
Katy Perry I’ll see,
but that’s no reason to be
in Lucky Charms

Pink hearts on my forehead, yellow moons in my ear
This freaking water’s so cold
They’re buying me shots and bringing free beer
Still this whole gig is getting old

We’ve been here an hour
It’s not even noon
How’d this happen so soon

How did I end up here in Lucky Charms?
These gym shorts aren’t mine
But the green hair I’ll claim
So here I sit in Lucky Charms
Should not have agreed
never again will I eat
Lucky Charms

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Original Version

"Open Arms" by Journey

Lying beside you here in the dark
Feeling your heart beat with mine
Softly you whisper, you're so sincere
How could our love be so blind?

We sailed on together
We drifted apart
And here you are by my side

So now I come to you with open arms
Nothing to hide,
believe what I say
So here I am with open arms
Hoping you'll see
what your love means to me,
open arms

Living without you, living alone
This empty house seems so cold
Wanting to hold you, wanting you near
How much I wanted you home

But now that you've come back
Turned night into day
I need you to stay

So now I come to you with open arms
Nothing to hide,
believe what I say
So here I am with open arms
Hoping you'll see
what your love means to me,
open arms