"Rachel 5" (From the Thursday Night Fever Soundtrack) - Pub Run Anthem

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"Rachel 5" (From the Thursday Night Fever Soundtrack) - Pub Run Anthem

Mike Fitzgerald
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"Rachel 5" (From the Thursday Night Fever Soundtrack) - Pub Run Anthem
by Mike Fitzgerald
(Parody of "Staying Alive" by The Bee Gees)


Well you can tell it’s Thursday afternoon
Work won’t get over none too soon
Running hot and drinking cold
That’s what I’ll be when this day’s old

Now I’ll tell you why I love this day
That 6 mile run is on it’s way
And I won’t try to understand
That beer magnet’s effect on man

We’ll go to Gus O’Connor’s
Share cheer with one another
and Rachel 5, Rachel 5
Gonna get a Smithwicks
And maybe some domestics
from Rachel 5, Rachel 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Rachel 5, Rachel 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Rachel 5

Now we all got on our drinkin’ shirts
And we laugh out loud until it hurts
Rachel 6 or 7 just won’t do
We’re a picky bunch, and thirsty too

Now I’ll tell you why I love this day
Dmitri’s great, the food: grade A
And friends all ‘round to make you smile
I won’t be leaving for awhile

Our favorite beverage bearer
She’s got on her tiara
She’s Rachel 5, Rachel 5
I’m such a happy fella
The gals will get their Stella
from Rachel 5, Rachel 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Rachel 5, Rachel 5
Ah, ha, ha, ha, Rachel 5

We’re only drinkers
With a running problem
With a running problem, yeah

We’re only drinkers
With a running problem
With a running problem, yeah


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Original Version


Staying Alive
by The Bee Gees


Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man
no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around
since I was born

And now it's all right, it's ok
and you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

(chorus)
Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother
you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin
and everybody shakin'
and were stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

Well now I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either, I really try
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin man and I just can't lose

You know it's all right, it's ok
I'll live to see another day
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

(chorus)

Life goin' nowhere
somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Life goin' nowhere
somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
Stayin' alive

Well you can tell
by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man
no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
I've been kicked around
since I was born

And now it's all right, it's ok
and you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

(chorus)

Life goin' nowhere
somebody help me
Somebody help me, yeah
I'm stayin' alive... (repeat)