"Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club" - Argenta's Theme

[Tnova]

Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club
by Joe Terranova
(Parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band" by The Beatles)

It was just three years ago my son,
Sgt. Lucas taught the group to run
They've been running up and down the trail
In wind, rain, snow, sleet and hail.
So may I introduce to you
The group you've know for all these years,
Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club.

We're Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club,
We hope you will enjoy the run,
We're Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club,
Come join us and you'll have some fun.
Sgt. Lucas' Lonely, Sgt. Lucas' Lonely,
Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club.

It's great to run with her,
It's certainly a thrill.
She's such a great motivator,
She'll kick your butt all the way home,
She'll bust you 'til you're home.

I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That Argenta might burst into song,
And she wants us all to run along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only SiraGU
And Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club.



Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club (Reprise)
by Joe Terranova
(Parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band (Reprise)" by The Beatles)

One, two, three, four!

We're Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club,
We hope Argenta won't kill Joe.
Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club,
We're sorry but it's time to go.

Sgt. Lucas' lonely.
Sgt. Lucas' lonely.
Sgt. Lucas' lonely.
Sgt. Lucas' lonely.

Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club,
We'll be out again and again,
Sgt. Lucas' one and only Lonely Running Club,
It never seems the runs will end.

Sgt. Lucas' lonely.
Sgt. Lucas' lonely.
Sgt. Lucas' Lonely Running Club!


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Original Versions


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
by The Beatles

It was twenty years ago today,
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you will enjoy the show
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Sit back and let the evening go
Sgt. Pepper's lonely, Sgt. Pepper's lonely
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

It's wonderful to be here
It's certainly a thrill
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the singer's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears
And Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band


Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
by The Beatles

We're Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but its time to go.

Sgt. Pepper's lonely.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely.

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again,
Sgt. Pepper's one and only lonely hearts club band,
It's getting very near the end,

Sgt. Pepper's lonely.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely.
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!