"Wasatch" (It will be fun)

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"Wasatch" (It will be fun)

Mike Fitzgerald
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"Wasatch" - a Ragnar Rag
by Mike Fitzgerald
(Parody of "Love Shack" by the B-52s)

We will see those Ragnar signs by the side of the road for
200 miles of the... Waaaa Satch! Wasatch yeah yeah
We’re runnin’ down some Utah highway,
And we need a case of body spray
Some new scent of Axe body spray
We got us a van, it's as big as a whale (Axe body spray)
And we're headin' on down
To the Wasatch (Axe body spray)
We’re drivin a Ford, it seats about 20 (Axe body spray)
So hurry up cause somethin’ smells real funny

Well the Wasatch is a little old race
Where we can run together
Wasatch bay-bee, the Wasatch baby
Wasatch, Runnin’ Wasatch
Wasatch, Runnin’ Wasatch
Wasatch, Runnin’ Wasatch
Utah baby ,that's where it's at
Wasatch, Runnin’ Wasatch
Utah baby, that's where it's a

Mike says.. Woo... no beer today,
I’ll drink someplace after the Wa-a-a-satch!
‘Twas a Walmart rack, where they were revealed:
They’re some funky ole snacks and we gotta get a pack:

Gotta get some Bimbos
Gotta get Gansitos
Gotta get some fresh Sponch
Gotta get Pinguinos

Well the Wasatch is a little old race
Where we run free or die together
Wasatch bay-bee! Wasatch baby!
Wasatch, that's where it's at!
Wasatch, that's where it's at!
Runnin’ and a cussin’, mountains on horizon,
Elevation’s risin’
Jaye is still socializin’?!
The whole van shimmers!
Yeah the whole van shimmers!
The whole van shimmers when Christmas lights are
Shinin’ around and around and around and around!
Everybody's dirty, everybody's sleepy baby!
Folks, crack open some windows to get air!
Everybody's stinky, everybody's sweaty baby
Funky smellin’ van!  Funky smellin’ van!

Evan’s new blister,
It's as big as a toe
And it’s about to explode
We’re driving our van, it seats about twenty
So hurry up!  I need a pot of honey!

The Wasatch is a little old race
Where we wear skulls together
Wasatch ba-bee! Wasatch baby!
(Wasatch...Wasatch...)
Wasatch, that's where it's at!

Sing sing sing Manilow for us
Sing a little louder Rich
Sing sing sing Manilow for us
We can't hear you
Sing sing sing Manilow for us
Sing a little louder Rich
Sing sing sing Manilow for us
We can't hear you!
Sing sing sing Manilow for us
Sing a little louder
Sing sing sing Manilow for us
Sing sing! Manilow, Rich!
Sing sing! Manilow!
Sing sing! Manilow, Rich!
Sing sing!
It what? Will be…. fun!

Wasatch, baby Wasatch!
Wasatch, baby Wasatch!
Utah baby, that's where it's at
Wasatch, baby Wasatch!
Utah baby, that's where it's at
Runnin’ and a cussin’
Sweatin’ but no sleepin’ at the Wasatch

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Original Version

Love Shack
By The B-52’s

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Love Shack! Love Shack yeah yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway,
Lookin' for the love getaway
Headed for the love getaway
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale (love getaway)
And we're headin' on down
To the Love Shack (love getaway)
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 (love getaway)
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money

Well the Love Shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee, the love Shack baby
Love shack, Baby love shack
Love shack, Baby love shack
Love shack, Baby love shack
Love baby,that's where it's at
Love shack, Baby love shack
Love baby, that's where it's a

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause love rules at the Lo-o-ove Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway

Well the Love Shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
Love Shack bay-bee! Love Shack baby!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Love Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a lovin',
Wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
Yeah the whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funk-y little shack!

Hop in my Chrysler,
It's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So c'mon and bring your jukebox money.

The Love Shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
Love Shack ba-bee! Love Shack baby!
(Love Shack...Love Shack...)
Love Shack, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder baby
Bang bang bang on the door baby
I can't hear you
Bang bang bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder sugar!
Bang bang bang on the door baby
I can't hear you!
Bang bang bang on the door baby
Knock a little louder
Bang bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang! On the door baby!
Bang bang! On the door!
Bang bang! On the door baby!
Bang bang!
You're what?... Tin roof, rusted!

Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Love Shack, baby Love Shack!
Love baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
Dancin' and a lovin' at the love shack